Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)
once u've been tagged, must do!! =)
happy reading =D
If an annoying person says :
1) I am cute.
YR : Of coz!but cipanzi is cute than u...
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : hahahaha...nenek aq lagi cantek dr ko.
3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : hahaha..poyo siot!!famous ke??spe knal ko??aq xknal pon..
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : Wow!unlike you??thankful coz unliked u...hard to say..takat skill je..aq semuanya hebat!!..ape aq kisah??hahahaa
5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : Owh..artis ek??(n,n')...artis Brunei mmg cmni ek??..ape aq kisah??
If an annoying hot woman/man says :
1) I know you like me.
YR : Yes! Of Coz!tp...kte knal ke???
2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR :Owh...ok!Me to..gok sbab ko plik N abnormal..
3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type.
YR : ok...thank coz i lg xmnat kt u...skit mate nie...
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : persan lak u nie..tolong tgok je la..xinvite u pon..invite sweet person behind u..sowy k..
5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR :i dont care sbab tapak kaki i lg cantek dr u!
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : Ye ke??ye ke??tp kau bkan taste aq..sowy la ye..
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR : Boleh je...U boleh blah!!
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : Sure!of coz..but ask my grandpa first..
4) What do you like about me?
YR : like you??how u know?aq xske ckit pon..huh..poyo..
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : ops sowy..Did I know u??
If your enemy says :
1) Hi bitch!
YR : what?what??cant here u..sowy..
2) You smell like shit!
YR : I’d rather smell like shit because u are next 2 me!!xde kau x bau la mcm nie!!..
3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : its ok...i dont care..bcoz u are ugly like cipanzi!!
4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : pehal kau??aq tau la ass aq baek punye!!so kau jeles kan??kesian kau xde ass mcm aq...hahahha
If your annoying ex says :
1) I still love you...
YR : alah. I tau...because u dh gila byang..sbab i Kan QUEEN
2) I know you still love me!
YR :Nop! I still hate you even ten years u already Dalam TANAH!!
3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby...
YR : tak nak lah...u are not my taste...
4) Please call me...
YR : Y??aq xknal kau pon...
5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : so??ape aq kisah!!it not hurt me!!aq hepy sgat!!dah lme aq tunggu kau pegi..
If an annoying salesperson says :
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : tau dah. Tak cakap pun I tau.
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : Patut la aq rse skrg nie monyet aq lg hensem...hahah
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : Wow!!bestnye..tp klu aq bg free je...
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : xnk!!..aq kate xnk..xnak lah!!
sowy ye MiSS AYIN...maira lambat wat nie...